Posted by: Nanook | February 4, 2011

Crazy Loy Mauch II (electric boogaloo)

People who complain about the lack of Nanook-posts should ease off. I am a very busy person, and lead a fast-paced, complicated life. What little spare time I do have during the day is precious.

And these testicles aren't going to scratch themselves.

Besides, nothing has been happening in the Natural State. Oh, it’s true that Nanook’s favorite white-supremacist state legislator (there’s more than one?) did begin his first term in office, and thus far, the only word to describe it would be “astonishing.”

Really, the lucky people in his district should be proud of him. Now that he is a respected politician, he has made a serious effort to curb his rampant racism. Instead, he has turned his watchful and hate-filled eye toward something that poses a greater threat to this country than the 13th Amendment. In his first legislative act, Representative Mauch (R-edefining the term “bat-shit”) has submitted a bill aimed at stopping the government from adding mood-altering chemicals to our drinking water.

It’s called “The Arkansas Water Additive Accountability Act,” and it bravely expresses all of our fears by exposing the fact that such chemicals frequently come from countries like Russia.

That’s right. Representative White-Trash McCrazy has apparently decided to model his legislative actions on the movie “Dr. Strangelove.”

Mauch can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Well, THAT’S tax money well spent. But I guess it could be worse. We could be South Dakota.


Responses

  1. That picture of you with the gummy bears and cheetos really needs to make next years calendar.

  2. […] for office. (As a side note, I am saddened to point out that Representative Mauch’s recent “Arkansas Water Additive Accountability Act” failed to gain any traction in the legislature. Better luck next time, Crazy […]


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