Are you kidding me? We leave Minnesota and the frozen tundra–a place that regularly gets so cold during its 6 months of winter that you can literally throw boiling water into the air and watch it evaporate in a puff of smoke–and drive due south for 15 hours, only to find…more friggen snow?
I mean, seriously. All through Iowa–which, as a State, leaves a lot to be desired as it is–our view was of snowy fields.
Imagine how excited we were, then, when we left Iowa in our [snow-packed] dust and entered beautiful, sunny Missouri.
But surely this can’t go all the way into Arkansas, can it?