Posted by: Nanook | February 1, 2010

Welcome to Arkansas. You’ve got a pretty mouth.

As you all know, I’m nothing if not open-minded. That’s why it just kills me to report that the very first person we saw upon entering Arkansas was a stereotype.

It happened like this: My lovely and vivacious wife, having driven most of the afternoon at a snail’s pace over ice, needed to stop for refreshments. We spotted what appeared to be a normal gas station, pulled into the parking lot, and entered the store in search of Coke.

Inside the store, a man stood leaning against the counter with his back to us, speaking with the cashier. A bell above the entrance chimed as we entered the building, and the man slowly turned around to face us. And when he did, he looked exactly like this:

Honestly, this is exactly what the guy looked like. Except meaner.

I was seriously considering leaving my wife in the dust just to escape from this guy.



  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting this one! It made my morning!

  2. Wow, I don’t know where you found that photo, but that’s exactly what he looked like. It was unfortunate to say the least.

  3. I think I just google searched “ugly man”, and this was one of the first images that came up.

    • Is he trying to eat his nose, or trying not to eat his nose?

    • Also, was this 1 generation of inbreeding or more? These are the questions a good journalist will ask.

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