My lovely and vivacious wife and I were perusing the local newspaper this morning when we came upon the Personals, Personal Opinions, and Special Announcements section of the Classifieds.
The following are real and true. And sad.
“Will we bless Israel? Will we curse Israel? What does God say?”
“If any [sic] knows where you can buy Alda’s Forever Lotion. Call 501-851-####”
“I am seeking someone to assist me in learning to post computer photo attachments. 501-580-####”