It is such a strange sensation when you move and have to start shopping at a new grocery store. Things are similar, but so different–the raisins are in the wrong aisle, for example, or the tomato paste isn’t where it’s supposed to be. Things are in English, but it all seems slightly foreign. It’s like spending time with your grocery store’s mentally challenged cousin.
But this new grocery store is trying, bless its heart. It offers new and exciting food-type products to the wary consumer, such as meat-in-a-jar.
Perhaps the most touching thing was the Valentine’s Day tables the store had arranged. As you can see from the photo, this grocery store is Valentine’s headquarters. As you can see from the photo next to it, this grocery store is under the impression that nothing says “I love you” like a gift basket filled with beef jerky and warm Budweiser.