I got a haircut the other day. This is not news.
However, the lady cutting my hair was absolutely convinced that I was famous. “You look just like that man!” she proclaimed.
Ah yes. That man. I get that all the time.
“Stop teasin’–you look like that movie star!”
And what movie star was she referring to? What beautiful person was this stylist convinced I was?
I have been compared with a movie star in the past, though. It’s true–people have often remarked that I appear to have the intellect of Brad Pitt coupled with the raw sexuality of an aging Woody Allen.