Posted by: Nanook | March 1, 2010

Time to buy cow insurance

The wildlife is out of control in Arkansas.

Apparently, a woman came home from work the other day to find a cow staring at her from her front door, while two other cows napped inside.

'Well, this is awkward.'

From the looks of the photographs that accompanied the article, it appears the cows held a college kegger in the woman’s house before passing out. At least the cows got a little bit of enjoyment out of it, but I can’t help but be reminded of the final scene in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, when the inmates have the going away party for McMurphy and then pass out until Nurse Ratched arrives in the morning and gets all lobotomizey.

'I Will Have Order!'

The article states that after contacting the police and animal control, the woman called her husband to tell him not to worry but she had “cows in the house.” I can only imagine his confusion.

'Is that some kind of new euphemism for an S.T.D.?'

And in a shocking turn of events that will surprise approximately zero people, the insurance company is refusing her claim because her policy does not cover intruding cows.

The aflac duck has since been ritually sacrificed

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