[Wowza–this started as a post about one thing, and then went in a completely random direction. I guess I shouldn’t try to write at 2:00 in the morning after eating an entire brick of cheese.]
I just found out that two members of PETA dressed up as condoms in Little Rock’s River Market last month in an effort to urge people to spay and neuter their pets. Their signs claimed that “Condoms don’t work for dogs and cats.”
Ironically, local dogs set up a picket on the opposite corner, urging their masters to let them try condoms before castrating them.
So I guess if the pink condom and the blue condom got together and had a baby, the baby would be a cute little purple condom. Of course, everyone knows the risk of pregnancy goes down when condoms are involved, so little purple condom will likely remain a mere figment of our imaginations.
If you ask me, there’s something about that alcoholic purple condom that I just don’t trust. I can’t put my finger on it, but he looks like a shady character…