Here is one of the best, and most bizarre, personal ads I’ve seen lately, courtesy of Ye Olde’ Arkansas Democrat Gazette:
“LADIES, YOU all are very beautiful to me. St. Jude Thaddeus, impossible situation, Love Jimm”
I don’t know who “Jimm” is, but he certainly has picked the right patron saint to woo with. As good Catholics like “Jimm” are aware, St. Jude Thaddeus is the patron saint of desperate causes.