Posted by: Nanook | July 20, 2010

You can’t spell “penal institution” without “tit”. Or “penal”.

Arkansas prisons are a lot sexier than you would think.

21-year-old Arkansas detention officer Jessie Lunderby has learned an important life-lesson: posing nude for Playboy will not win you “employee of the month” in the Washington County Sheriff’s Department.

Sadly, it's something Nanook knows all too well.

Ms. Lunderby recently appeared online as the Playboy Cyber-girl of the Week, narrowly beating out many other coke addicts with severe daddy issues. Of course, Nanook spent several hours perusing the subject photos.

it gives new meaning to the term 'spending a night in the hole!'

A word of warning, guys: this woman is no shrinking violet. According to her online bio, she is “well on her way to realizing her ambition to be an undercover cop or work for the drug task force.” In other words, she is stealthy–a chameleon, if you will. Incognito is her middle name, even if she doesn’t quite understand what it means.

Way to be inconspicuous there, Flashy McBoobs

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  1. […] “Prison Rape”…I even found an instance of using “McBoobs” (in a respectful way, of course). But for the life of me, I cannot remember ever using the phrase “homemade prison […]


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